Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Higher ups, could you please review the size limit on the username area to the left. I mean, just look at it. Look! It's all messed up! I can't help it if I have a naturally well endowed member name. I know it's quite a mouthful in size, but that's not my fault! I know it's a little hard to swallow, but if Elvis had sung "Ima HunkaBurninLove" it would fit perfectly fine, but no he didn't. Repeating a word for emphasis is not a sin. As a highly self-regarded "+" member, I have to bring this concern up because it just looks weird. My fellow OCDers, am I right? Am I right? I feel like I'm caught in a trap. I can't walk out. Because I love this forum too much, baby, I'll let it slide this one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve454 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 @HunkaHunkaBurningLove I didn't really notice till you mentioned it, but it always did seem a little messed up on a subliminal level. Maybe you could make it even longer to even it out. Like you only need 8 or 9 more letters to make it symmetrical. Maybe put some symbols in there or something. But really, it looks fine like it is, it's unique, Actually it is symmetrical already, but I get what you are saying. Looking forward to what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 Thanks @steve454 for the helpful suggestions <passes over some free Russian model massage tickets under table>. Symbols hey? Not a bad idea! If The Artist Formerly Known as Prince did it why not me? Maybe something exotic and Chinesey since all EUCs are made there in China. I will henceforth be known as: Not too sure what it means, but it looks pretty cool... Maybe I'll get a tattoo as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Eucist Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I can't change that width. Why not put a space between HunkaHunka and BurningLove so that each will be in its own line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 That would be like splicing up my manhood into two parts! Noooo that won't do. Plus I'm all for the long, complicated solution rather than a short cut compromise. Hmmm what to do what to do. I don't want to prematurely come to a hasty decision. That wouldn't be very satisfying since I worked long and hard to come up with that wonderful and unique username. Let me sleep on it, and I'll probably pop up with something in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, HunkaHunkaBurningLove said: Let me sleep on it, and I'll probably pop up with something in the morning. How about... Devo Wheeler Uni-stud Wheelabouuut (pronounced in Canadian) One-wheel machine The Impossible Dream Unicycle Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 I made a slight change, but now I am sort of regretting it as it doesn't seem to address my initial concern. PA LUS - there is no UNDO button!!!! What kind of forum software is this???!!! EDIT: Hold on a sec.... Unicycle Queen????!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, HunkaHunkaBurningItch said: I made a slight change, but now I am sort of regretting it as it doesn't seem to address my initial concern. You know you can get an ointment for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 !!!!!! What was I thinking!!!!!? Oh well, it does kind of grow on you. Maybe it's a keeper. If I trademark it I hope to have a shot at making some money from it. HunkaHunkaBurningItchTM Cream. Now in family size! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, HunkaHunkaBurningItch said: !!!!!! What was I thinking!!!!!? Oh well, it does kind of grow on you. If it's growing in you, then you'll need this instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Actually, with all of these itches and fungi things going on, perhaps you need one of these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Eucist Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 17 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: I made a slight change, but now I am sort of regretting it as it doesn't seem to address my initial concern. PA LUS - there is no UNDO button!!!! What kind of forum software is this???!!! EDIT: Hold on a sec.... Unicycle Queen????!!! I have changed your name to all spaces between words and restored "Love" from "Itch". See if you like it or what you may want to change. I think it looks good now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 Hey thanks! That actually doesn't look too bad afterall. Kinda chopped up into Lorena Bobbit sized pieces, but I can live with that. Plus I get another optical inch with all the spacing. You're the best John on the board! Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Westland Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Thanks @steve454 for the helpful suggestions <passes over some free Russian model massage tickets under table>. Symbols hey? Not a bad idea! If The Artist Formerly Known as Prince did it why not me? Maybe something exotic and Chinesey since all EUCs are made there in China. I will henceforth be known as: Not too sure what it means, but it looks pretty cool... Maybe I'll get a tattoo as well... 壞蛋 in simplified characters is 坏蛋 (huàidàn) = "bad egg" ... pretty much what it means in English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 Oh oh... anyone know of a good laser tattoo removal clinic? Maybe I should have gone with my secondary choice: 牛粪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab1 Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 9 hours ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Plus I get another optical inch with all the spacing. You're the best John on the board! Genius! Want more inches added to your optic manhood? Time to get serious!? @supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Westland Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 12 hours ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Oh oh... anyone know of a good laser tattoo removal clinic? Maybe I should have gone with my secondary choice: 牛粪 Uhhhh...牛粪 (Niú fèn) = cowshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 Double darn. No wonder the tattoos were so cheap. They offered me a two for one deal. #tattooregret! Edit: Pro Tip - if you don't speak or read the language, don't get a tattoo because it looks kinda cool. Just don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Eucist Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Edit: Pro Tip - if you don't speak or read the language, don't get a tattoo because it looks kinda cool. Just don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 On 28 октября 2016 г. at 3:10 PM, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Higher ups, could you please review ..... As a highly self-regarded "+" member, I have to...... Higher ups? You must be kidding...who can above the + member?? ..maybe just God, and God +. .. Man, you need more symbols? I can tell the + membership got to your head Look at some of the more modest members on this forum perfectly content with like 5 symbols to their name) i say you shoud shorten it to Hunka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Cloud said: i say you shoud shorten it to Hunka Or... use the ointment, then you can change it to "Hunka Hunka Love." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 30, 2016 Author Share Posted October 30, 2016 NooooOoOooo you can't start chopping words out willy nilly! Just because you can't fit all the equipment into a Speedo doesn't mean you should start grabbing for the Ginsu knives! Even though the average username might be comprised of five measely letters, some of us have need Magnum sized username fields! Removing key words changes the whole meaning! "Don't step on my blue shoes" and "Heart hotel" just don't have the same impact. Elvis would roll in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 39 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Elvis would roll in his grave. But only if he was really dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted October 30, 2016 Author Share Posted October 30, 2016 ShhhHHhhhHhhhhhh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Crap... My bad... How do I delete a post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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