For the story, while riding our EUC at night in the woods last weekend, a friend and I came accross a new EUC female rider.
She explained to us she had purchased an electric scooter for daily commuting to her job, but negotiated an exchange with a V8 two weeks later as she thought electric scooters were too boring.
The only cool usage I saw from an electric scooter was a father taking her young daughter (with protections, and low 10mph) to school. I did not take my children to school with their EUC before they were 8, and skillful at riding, emergency breaking, one footing, and already alert on roads when biking with traffic and intersections.