The Fat Unicyclist Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: I hope that's not what you tell all of your Tinder dates! How did I let that one slip by me? Oh well, better late than never! Slight delay! Ha ha... I wondered why you hadn't picked up on that one - I did set myself up just for you. Now that you're back, just let me know when you need that "starter for ten" word / phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted November 5, 2016 Author Share Posted November 5, 2016 I know right? It was laying right there for the picking! All four feet of it in all it's glory. I'm must be a little off my game. After the whole gimp thing I'm surprised we both haven't been banned from the forum! I'm not sure the EUC world is quite ready for your new word of the day from down under! Plus there are some wimminfolk on the board <wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more!>. We have to tone it down a little. One of them was hitting on me pretending they couldn't see my doggy crop photo. <doggy? Eh eh, wink wink> Yep hot chicks cannot resist my charm and charisma. Be warned females for the smoulder is coming.... EDIT: Gosh I don't know my own power! She's like all over me - just asked if I wanted to you know, do the deeeeed. I think my extra optical username inch is working wonders! Who needs a wingman when you got pure manly machismo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 34 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: After the whole gimp thing I'm surprised we both haven't been banned from the forum! I can understand why they might ban your "Full Member + ass" - but I still happen to be pure and innocent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted November 5, 2016 Author Share Posted November 5, 2016 Oh throw me under the bus all of a sudden hey? Innocent my Full Member + fanny! You're just jealous because I got a hot chick asking to sleep with me after a couple of posts. Just stay back a couple of feet and at a slightly lower level, and watch the master at work. Watch and learn my young padawan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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