Excuses you give the police when caught masturbating on your wheel in public... aaaand go

[dalewalker]

Lets hear what excuse you would give the police if caught in this situation lol

 

Ill start with

"the ks18s was so fast my clothes blew off and i was trying to catch and cover my penis because it was flapping about.. wasnt having a wank.. im an upstanding citizen.. honest.. ask me mum"

[UKJ]

Twice LAME!

ukj

[dalewalker]

4 minutes ago, UKJ said:

Twice LAME!

Dont respond then. Its funny and some of is will have a laugh about it.

Why you felt the need to even comment makes you more of a wanker than the guy in the pic lol

[MonsieurBadgerCheese]

Hey dalewa*ker - is that a typo in your username???

Sorry, couldn't resit......