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Excuses you give the police when caught masturbating on your wheel in public... aaaand go


dalewalker
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Lets hear what excuse you would give the police if caught in this situation lol

 

Ill start with

"the ks18s was so fast my clothes blew off and i was trying to catch and cover my penis because it was flapping about.. wasnt having a wank.. im an upstanding citizen.. honest.. ask me mum"

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