steve454 Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 On 1/2/2017 at 1:35 PM, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: "First Rule of EUC Forum: There is no EUC Forum." That's a good one, and the second rule is "There is no EUC forum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbfrese Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 All for one, and one for all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 On 3 January 2017 at 5:03 PM, nomad said: Literally Groundbreaking ~ Face It! I read this one as "Literally face breaking, ground it" is there a theme running through my head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 On 3.1.2017 at 6:26 AM, Smoother said: Is it true there are no comedy clubs in Germany? Come-What? Even no clubs at all. And riding unicycles is strongly prohibited. I'm writing this words on an old 16-Color-PC in jail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, One said: Come-What? Even no clubs at all. And riding unicycles is strongly prohibited. I'm writing this words on an old 16-Color-PC in jail... Now THAT was funny. If you're still in "fun mode", maybe you have an amusing motto for us to enjoy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 EUC forum: it's not a fecking toaster" Wheeled past a lady today. As I passed I heard her say, "looks like he's standing on a toaster" or EUC forum: it's not a fecking George Forman Grill either" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve454 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Smoother said: Wheeled past a lady today. As I passed I heard her say, "looks like he's standing on a toaster" I'd like to see the toaster's she works with, probably at a food processing plant. 5 hours ago, Smoother said: EUC forum: it's not a fecking George Forman Grill either" "It's a Roomba converted to vertical." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 9 hours ago, steve454 said: "It's a Roomba converted to vertical." A vertical Roomba, nice! Maybe I'll glue on 6" of slinky grey vacuum hose at the back and set my first speed alarm to 1 kmh, add an an orange or yellow safety vest, and hard hat, and eh voila! I'm a 21st century street sweeper. " move aside mam, I'm on official business. What? No, it's not a fricking Roomba !". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 " EUC forum: yes it is hard to learn unless your an insufferably talented family of thrill seekers from Salt Lake City " ? Just Kidding rdalcato , honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 "EUC forum: no, I'm not an attention seeker, usually." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 "EUC forum: how to stand out in a crowd, LITERALLY " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 " EUC forum: because walking is over rated" " EUC forum: why rock when you can roll?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetpapi Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 "walking is for cavemen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 EUC forum: because "walk" is a four letter word EUC forum: because walking is SO last century EUC forum: you know you want to EUC forum: If you think this is cool, you should see me walk EUC forum: you would too, if you could EUC forum: cool enough for Lewis Hamilton EUC forum: does this thing make my butt look big? EUC forum: better than "stepping" in dog shit EUC forum: my other ride is another EUC EUC forum: go ahead and stare, everyone else does EUC forum: i CAN hear you, you know! EUC forum: NO! you can't have a go. EUC forum: if it was easy, you'd be doing it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve454 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Smoother said: EUC forum: my other ride is another EUC That's a bumper sticker. Forum motto: "Come for the information, enjoy the comedy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 On 4.1.2017 at 6:53 PM, Smoother said: Now THAT was funny. If you're still in "fun mode", maybe you have an amusing motto for us to enjoy ? EUC forum: The home of the alive crash test dummies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, One said: EUC forum: The home of the alive crash test dummies Nice one. But if you don't mind I'll put it in more natural English for you. EUC forum: home of the live crash test dummies or if you prefer: EUC forum: where crash test dummies go to play. or EUC forum: where crash test dummies go to retire. or EUC forum: where crash test dummies are born. or EUC forum: crash test dummies in their natural habitat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Smoother said: EUC forum: where crash test dummies go to play Sure! I don't mind! This is my favorite! Let's play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 Play time has begun. Whoa Whoa, oh shit.. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve454 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 13 hours ago, Smoother said: Play time has begun. Whoa Whoa, oh shit.. . . . . It could say, CAUTION DUMMY FACEPLANTING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 EUC Forum: Because rolling rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab1 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 41 minutes ago, The Fat Unicyclist said: EUC Forum: Because rolling rocks! Brevity and to the point! I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrittous MonoWheel Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rehab1 said: Brevity and to the point! I like it! I like this. Something a modern day Shakespeare would write as it captures the quintessence of EUC gliding:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve454 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 1/2/2017 at 1:35 PM, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: "It's kind of like a Segway but not really." That's it in a nutshell, whatever that means. I will make my own bumper sticker out of easily removed painters masking tape and write that on it. Then, I can change it to another one any time I get the notion. There are many great bumper sticker ideas here. My favorite is "Thunderbolt GreaseSlapper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve454 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 1/2/2017 at 5:00 PM, Cerbera said: . People might think we're Stalinists if we get that wrong. Stalin would not have allowed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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