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World's dumbest article about pinch hitters.


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https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/04/fertility-doctor-donald-cline-secret-children/583249/

Presumably at great personal expense, a bunch of women go to a fertility clinic circa 1980, who were then successfully inseminated by a doctor who splooged inside a hyperdermic for immediate consumption. That'll be five bucks please.

Notably, and hilariously, all the pictures of these victims show them looking glum. One wonders if they would look more or less glum if the insemination procedure failed. Notably, the profiles of the cuckolded fathers' are entirely absent; now that is puzzling because it's undoubtedly those cuckolds who spent the most resources raising these children.

The article uses the word "horrifying". Is that really appropriate usage?

20,000 Jews gassed per day mit Zyklon-B. That pegs my "horrifying" meter right there.

Infertile woman (or more accurately her husband) pays a pinch hitter to successfully get to first base. I don't know what that is, but it sure as fucking hell ain't "horrifying".

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