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22 hours ago, ir_fuel said:

I wonder how many members here have their own Wikipedia page :D 

Does a Wikipedia page about a main personal accomplishment count too?

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1 hour ago, pico said:
 
We are coming from so many different walks of life and interest...
This board can be hilarious :roflmao:
 
Someone  face planted and broke his jaw, the first question:
 
@Darrell Wesh   Where were your arms?
@Chriull What current were you drawing?
@MRN76 Were you using any of my mods?
@seage Were you a beginner?
@RockyTop, @houseofjobHow fast were you riding?
@tryaWhat trick were you performing ?
@Rehab1, @Unventor @Smoother What protection were you wearing?
@Marty Backe, @Jerome, @kasenuttyHow far where you from home ?
@picoDid you read the specs?
@LanghamP, I can enumerate the stupid laws you should have broken to avoid the fall...
@Hunka Hunka Burning Love Where you in VR?
 
I must be missing some...

😄

@houseofjob Were your feet close or wide on the pedals? 

@Marty Backe If you look at my YouTube videos I have a link and description for all my full face helmets that would have prevented this 

@LanghamP Most of the helmets recommended here wouldn’t have prevented this. You need a $500+ motorcycle helmet with an EPS lined chin bar made of the adamantium from wolverines claws 

@Hsiang You fell at full speed on the Ninebot Z10? Still works fine right? That’s why it’s the best wheel in the world. 

@EUC GUY Anti faceplant inflation airbags are now available at my website 

 

 

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@Darrell WeshWesh

That's not true at all, because the HJC helmets I've linked to are all below $120, and often on sale for much lower.

Sportbike helmets provide better protection and are cheaper than downhill MB helmets.

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On 3/7/2019 at 5:16 AM, Smoother said:

I think the trick is to wipe out in her path so she has to physically step over your body to ignore you.

LOL. Oh my god, this made me crack up.

On 3/7/2019 at 6:34 AM, Darrell Wesh said:

😫 it was the perfect line too. 

I went as a competitor in the 100m. 

Ohhhhh! Thats awesome, man! What an honor to perform on that stage!

3 hours ago, pico said:
 
We are coming from so many different walks of life and interest...
This board can be hilarious :roflmao:
 
Someone  face planted and broke his jaw, the first question:
 
@Darrell Wesh   Where were your arms?
@Chriull What current were you drawing?
@MRN76 Were you using any of my mods?
@seage Were you a beginner?
@RockyTop, @houseofjobHow fast were you riding?
@tryaWhat trick were you performing ?
@Rehab1, @Unventor @Smoother What protection were you wearing?
@Marty Backe, @Jerome, @kasenuttyHow far where you from home ?
@picoDid you read the specs?
@LanghamP, I can enumerate the stupid laws you should have broken to avoid the fall...
@Hunka Hunka Burning Love Where you in VR?
 
I must be missing some...

LOL. I instinctively reference myself then work my way back around, hahaha. 

2 hours ago, Smoother said:

:roflmao:

Here's some you forgot and a few additional "comments":

@Scatcat what sort of studs were you using?

@US69 it was not King Songs fault

@winterwheel how cold was it?

@pico who were you dancing with?

@Mono are you sure? do you have data to back that up?

@meepmeepmayer so technically that was a Jaw plant then

@EUC Extreme call that a face plant! watch my videos for REAL face plants

@EUC GUY I have a diagram explaining where you went wrong

@mrelwood Put more batteries in it

@The Fat Unicyclist what do you weigh?

@steve454 I found a web page in Mongolia with just the product you need for this?

@Rama Douglas dance baby dance

@Bob Eisenman Here's a picture of something in Boston

@esajj I'm working on a device to fix that

@Rehab1 Jaw!? That's nothing I took my whole freaking arm off, and still rode home!

@Smoother showing off? Never show off.

 

.  I'm sure I've missed a few too. ;)

 

This was hilarious. :lol:

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Im happy I joined this forum

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1 hour ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said:

:lol:  This virtually the funniest thread I’ve seen in non VR!  :ph34r:

Well if this happened like 6 months back...

@Hunka Hunka Burning Love: But did you film this and how many women were wearing bikinis? Bonus question,T-shirt colour?

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8 hours ago, pico said:
 
We are coming from so many different walks of life and interest...
This board can be hilarious :roflmao:
 
Someone  face planted and broke his jaw, the first question:
 
@Darrell Wesh   Where were your arms?
@Chriull What current were you drawing?
@MRN76 Were you using any of my mods?
@seage Were you a beginner?
@RockyTop, @houseofjobHow fast were you riding?
@tryaWhat trick were you performing ?
@Rehab1, @Unventor @Smoother What protection were you wearing?
@Marty Backe, @Jerome, @kasenuttyHow far where you from home ?
@picoDid you read the specs?
@LanghamP, I can enumerate the stupid laws you should have broken to avoid the fall...
@Hunka Hunka Burning Love Were you in VR?
 
I must be missing some...

After my third child I started wearing.........
;)

 

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8 hours ago, mrelwood said:

Oh man, hilarious! Very interesting to see how I’m seen at the forum... :lol: Would never have guessed!

Actually I couldn't think of something destinctive AND witty about you in the three minutes I took to enhance @pico s excellent initiative, so I resorted to our PM conversation about a year ago about how you built your 1020Wh KS16S. That's not a bad thing, BTW.

What witty, insightful comment would you write about yourself ( in Pico's format) if you were being honest?

fill in the blank

@mrelwood ______________________________________________

I'll do the same exercise on myself

@Smoother I've had a lot of face plants

@Smoother wouldn't have happened with my Big Foot pedals

@Smoother I told you so.

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On 3/7/2019 at 3:37 PM, ir_fuel said:

I wonder how many members here have their own Wikipedia page :D 

Impressive!

His sister Marlena has one too.  Competed in London 2012.  A very athletic, driven family:clap3:.  Makes me wonder what I have done with my life.:crying:

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9 hours ago, Smoother said:

What witty, insightful comment would you write about yourself ( in Pico's format) if you were being honest?

Interesting! This would definately be very fitting: 

 

9 hours ago, Smoother said:

@Smoother wouldn't have happened with my Big Foot pedals

But a fresh one would refer to a recent debatino on another thread:

@mrelwood It couldn’t have been because of the tilt-back!

Or @mrelwood Were you geared up properly?

Or @mrelwood After just 5000miles? Don’t worry, it happens to a lot of other newbies as well.

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1 hour ago, Smoother said:

His sister Marlena has one too.  Competed in London 2012.  A very athletic, driven family:clap3:Makes me wonder what I have done with my life.:crying:

I hate to see a grown man cry. @Darrell Wesh would be proud of you.:cheers:

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Sorry @Smoother but your low rez photo is hard to PS. 

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1 hour ago, Smoother said:

His sister Marlena has one too.  Competed in London 2012.  A very athletic, driven family:clap3:.  Makes me wonder what I have done with my life.:crying:

can we have a life? personally I hold a job...

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On ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2019 at 2:56 AM, Smoother said:

@The Fat Unicyclist what do you weigh?

That depends on whether you mean "in the entire gloriousness that God made me to grace this earth with" or just my "riding weight"?

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6 hours ago, The Fat Unicyclist said:

That depends on whether you mean "in the entire gloriousness that God made me to grace this earth with" or just my "riding weight"?

No silly! that was not a question FOR you, it was a hypothetical question FROM you to the hypothetical face plant victim in  @pico s original and very original post.  Read it all again, but this time read the statements as coming from the member; trust me, it's a lot funnier.

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5 hours ago, Smoother said:

No silly! that was not a question FOR you, it was a hypothetical question FROM you to the hypothetical face plant victim in  @pico s original and very original post.  Read it all again, but this time read the statements as coming from the member; trust me, it's a lot funnier.

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