RockyTop Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 @pico How fast was I going? The answer is almost always “Too” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mono Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 22 hours ago, ir_fuel said: I wonder how many members here have their own Wikipedia page Does a Wikipedia page about a main personal accomplishment count too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mono said: Does a Wikipedia page about a main personal accomplishment count too? Spell it out man! Don't be coy. That depends, are you a serial killer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrell Wesh Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 hour ago, pico said: We are coming from so many different walks of life and interest... This board can be hilarious Someone face planted and broke his jaw, the first question: @Darrell Wesh Where were your arms? @Chriull What current were you drawing? @MRN76 Were you using any of my mods? @seage Were you a beginner? @RockyTop, @houseofjobHow fast were you riding? @tryaWhat trick were you performing ? @Rehab1, @Unventor @Smoother What protection were you wearing? @Marty Backe, @Jerome, @kasenuttyHow far where you from home ? @picoDid you read the specs? @LanghamP, I can enumerate the stupid laws you should have broken to avoid the fall... @Hunka Hunka Burning Love Where you in VR? I must be missing some... 😄 @houseofjob Were your feet close or wide on the pedals? @Marty Backe If you look at my YouTube videos I have a link and description for all my full face helmets that would have prevented this @LanghamP Most of the helmets recommended here wouldn’t have prevented this. You need a $500+ motorcycle helmet with an EPS lined chin bar made of the adamantium from wolverines claws @Hsiang You fell at full speed on the Ninebot Z10? Still works fine right? That’s why it’s the best wheel in the world. @EUC GUY Anti faceplant inflation airbags are now available at my website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanghamP Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 @Darrell WeshWesh That's not true at all, because the HJC helmets I've linked to are all below $120, and often on sale for much lower. Sportbike helmets provide better protection and are cheaper than downhill MB helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pico Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Of course I forgot @Demargon What rock were you trying to climb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rama Douglas Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Too funny! I love you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seage Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 On 3/7/2019 at 5:16 AM, Smoother said: I think the trick is to wipe out in her path so she has to physically step over your body to ignore you. LOL. Oh my god, this made me crack up. On 3/7/2019 at 6:34 AM, Darrell Wesh said: 😫 it was the perfect line too. I went as a competitor in the 100m. Ohhhhh! Thats awesome, man! What an honor to perform on that stage! 3 hours ago, pico said: We are coming from so many different walks of life and interest... This board can be hilarious Someone face planted and broke his jaw, the first question: @Darrell Wesh Where were your arms? @Chriull What current were you drawing? @MRN76 Were you using any of my mods? @seage Were you a beginner? @RockyTop, @houseofjobHow fast were you riding? @tryaWhat trick were you performing ? @Rehab1, @Unventor @Smoother What protection were you wearing? @Marty Backe, @Jerome, @kasenuttyHow far where you from home ? @picoDid you read the specs? @LanghamP, I can enumerate the stupid laws you should have broken to avoid the fall... @Hunka Hunka Burning Love Where you in VR? I must be missing some... LOL. I instinctively reference myself then work my way back around, hahaha. 2 hours ago, Smoother said: Here's some you forgot and a few additional "comments": @Scatcat what sort of studs were you using? @US69 it was not King Songs fault @winterwheel how cold was it? @pico who were you dancing with? @Mono are you sure? do you have data to back that up? @meepmeepmayer so technically that was a Jaw plant then @EUC Extreme call that a face plant! watch my videos for REAL face plants @EUC GUY I have a diagram explaining where you went wrong @mrelwood Put more batteries in it @The Fat Unicyclist what do you weigh? @steve454 I found a web page in Mongolia with just the product you need for this? @Rama Douglas dance baby dance @Bob Eisenman Here's a picture of something in Boston @esajj I'm working on a device to fix that @Rehab1 Jaw!? That's nothing I took my whole freaking arm off, and still rode home! @Smoother showing off? Never show off. . I'm sure I've missed a few too. This was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seage Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Im happy I joined this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrelwood Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Oh man, hilarious! Very interesting to see how I’m seen at the forum... Would never have guessed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pico Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 @Jason McNeil I told you, I told you! You should have bought from Ewheels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 This virtually the funniest thread I’ve seen in non VR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unventor Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: This virtually the funniest thread I’ve seen in non VR! Well if this happened like 6 months back... @Hunka Hunka Burning Love: But did you film this and how many women were wearing bikinis? Bonus question,T-shirt colour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab1 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 8 hours ago, pico said: We are coming from so many different walks of life and interest... This board can be hilarious Someone face planted and broke his jaw, the first question: @Darrell Wesh Where were your arms? @Chriull What current were you drawing? @MRN76 Were you using any of my mods? @seage Were you a beginner? @RockyTop, @houseofjobHow fast were you riding? @tryaWhat trick were you performing ? @Rehab1, @Unventor @Smoother What protection were you wearing? @Marty Backe, @Jerome, @kasenuttyHow far where you from home ? @picoDid you read the specs? @LanghamP, I can enumerate the stupid laws you should have broken to avoid the fall... @Hunka Hunka Burning Love Were you in VR? I must be missing some... After my third child I started wearing......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 8 hours ago, mrelwood said: Oh man, hilarious! Very interesting to see how I’m seen at the forum... Would never have guessed! Actually I couldn't think of something destinctive AND witty about you in the three minutes I took to enhance @pico s excellent initiative, so I resorted to our PM conversation about a year ago about how you built your 1020Wh KS16S. That's not a bad thing, BTW. What witty, insightful comment would you write about yourself ( in Pico's format) if you were being honest? fill in the blank @mrelwood ______________________________________________ I'll do the same exercise on myself @Smoother I've had a lot of face plants @Smoother wouldn't have happened with my Big Foot pedals @Smoother I told you so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 On 3/7/2019 at 3:37 PM, ir_fuel said: I wonder how many members here have their own Wikipedia page Impressive! His sister Marlena has one too. Competed in London 2012. A very athletic, driven family. Makes me wonder what I have done with my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrelwood Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Smoother said: What witty, insightful comment would you write about yourself ( in Pico's format) if you were being honest? Interesting! This would definately be very fitting: 9 hours ago, Smoother said: @Smoother wouldn't have happened with my Big Foot pedals But a fresh one would refer to a recent debatino on another thread: @mrelwood It couldn’t have been because of the tilt-back! Or @mrelwood Were you geared up properly? Or @mrelwood After just 5000miles? Don’t worry, it happens to a lot of other newbies as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab1 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Smoother said: His sister Marlena has one too. Competed in London 2012. A very athletic, driven family. Makes me wonder what I have done with my life. I hate to see a grown man cry. @Darrell Wesh would be proud of you. Sorry @Smoother but your low rez photo is hard to PS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unventor Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Smoother said: His sister Marlena has one too. Competed in London 2012. A very athletic, driven family. Makes me wonder what I have done with my life. can we have a life? personally I hold a job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Rehab1 said: I hate to see a grown man cry. @Darrell Wesh would be proud of you. Sorry @Smoother but your low rez photo is hard to PS. That was a very tasty chocolate coin, emmm! What low rez? Thats's exactly how I look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 On 3/9/2019 at 2:56 AM, Smoother said: @The Fat Unicyclist what do you weigh? That depends on whether you mean "in the entire gloriousness that God made me to grace this earth with" or just my "riding weight"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoother Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 6 hours ago, The Fat Unicyclist said: That depends on whether you mean "in the entire gloriousness that God made me to grace this earth with" or just my "riding weight"? No silly! that was not a question FOR you, it was a hypothetical question FROM you to the hypothetical face plant victim in @pico s original and very original post. Read it all again, but this time read the statements as coming from the member; trust me, it's a lot funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Unicyclist Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Smoother said: No silly! that was not a question FOR you, it was a hypothetical question FROM you to the hypothetical face plant victim in @pico s original and very original post. Read it all again, but this time read the statements as coming from the member; trust me, it's a lot funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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