Popular Post The Fat Unicyclist Posted August 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Marty Backe said: The King Song e-scooters look interesting. @The Fat Unicyclist had a nice unboxing of the KS N1 D. Any plans to give it a catchier name that’s more memorable? We just call it, "The Beast!" Mrs. TFU took it for a ride up the hill the other day, and in "top gear" struggled to keep the front wheel on the ground. And, yes. I will post more video soon... 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted August 17, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) Come join the LIVESTREAM this weekend as Marty Backe reads passages from his new novel, "Forbidden Loves - A man, his wheel, and a strong embrace!" Here's a tantalizing and titillating excerpt - "Glancing lustfully at his collection of electric wheels waiting in his stable, Martin's eyes dart eagerly across the ample selection at his disposal. What to ride today? MSuperX? ACM V2? MCM5? A sleek, diminuitive wheel leans casually amongst the other rides of larger diameter, dwarfed by its neighbours. A slow grin grows ever so evident on its owner's face while fanciful memories rush through his mind. That pert yet sturdy 10" tire calls to him longingly once again. He cannot resist its allure, and he quickly grasps the taut handle of the Mten3 firmly in his grip. The sinewy muscles ripple across his forearm as he lifts the wheel in one smooth motion to his chest for a loving embrace. Marty begins to squeeze the tire gingerly between his strong fingers, checking the air pressure . Not too soft, not too hard. Just right. The Mten3 seems to ever so slightly gasp as he works his hand around its exposed, naked rim. Marty isn't afraid to get his hands dirty from the tire. In fact, he seems to enjoy feeling every ridge and ripple of the rubber between his strong, strong fingers. Marty continues to gently caress the smooth, white plastic shell, and he feels the fine, soft pads which he will not be gripping onto with his legs. No. A real man doesn't need to grip. A real man rides the wheel hard. Harder than others up mountains and down valleys. Over gritty terrain that would break any other wheel. Marty tilts his head slightly and whispers softly to Mten3, "I love you. I always have. You're my favorite wheel besides my ACMV2." Setting the small yet mighty wheel down, he reaches for that little button of pleasure. It's right there - exposed and yearning to be pressed. He can see his finger reflected back in the silver domed momentary switch. BEEP! She comes alive in all her glory, awakened by the man who will ride her, and she is more than eager to please him..." Edited August 18, 2018 by Hunka Hunka Burning Love 7 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Fat Unicyclist Posted August 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Come join the LIVESTREAM this weekend as Marty Backe reads passages from his new novel, "Forbidden Loves - A man, his wheel, and a strong embrace!" Here's a tantalizing and titillating excerpt - "Glancing lustfully at his collection of electric wheels waiting in his stable, Martin's eyes dart eagerly across the ample selection at his disposal. What to ride today? MSuperX? ACM V2? MCM5? A sleek, diminuitive wheel leans casually amongst the other rides of larger diameter, dwarfed by its neighbours. A slow grin grows ever so evident on its owner's face while fanciful memories rush through his mind. That pert yet sturdy 10" tire calls to him longingly once again. He cannot resist its allure, and he quickly grasps the taut handle of the Mten3 firmly in his grip. The sinewy muscles ripple across his forearm as he lifts the wheel in one smooth motion to his chest for a loving embrace. Marty begins to squeeze the tire gingerly between his strong fingers, checking the air pressure . Not too soft, not too hard. Just right. The Mten3 seems to ever so slightly gasp as he works his hand around its exposed, naked rim. Marty isn't afraid to get his hands dirty from the tire. In fact, he seems to enjoy feeling every ridge and ripple of the rubber between his strong, strong fingers. Marty continues to gently caress the smooth, white plastic shell, and he feels the fine, soft pads which he will not be gripping onto with his legs. No. A real man doesn't need to grip. A real man rides the wheel hard. Harder than others up mountains and down valleys. Over gritty terrain that would break any other wheel. Marty tilts his head slightly and whispers softly to Mten3, "I love you. I always have. You're my favorite wheel besides my ACMV2." Setting the small yet mighty wheel down, he reaches for that little button of pleasure. It's right there - exposed and yearning to be pressed. He can see his finger reflected back in the silver domed momentary switch. BEEP! She comes alive in all her glory, awakened by the man who will ride her, and she is more than eager to please him..." And here I thought the photo was slightly disturbing... But this takes things to a whole new level! Where do I subscribe? 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Toshio Uemura Posted August 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Fat Unicyclist said: And here I thought the photo was slightly disturbing... But this takes things to a whole new level! Where do I subscribe? I wonder ? Is this still literature (worth a Nobel Prize) ... or is it already pulp fiction! ? poetry has climbed to the height of a brand new insanity (probably on a GW Tesla)! Edited August 18, 2018 by Toshio Uemura 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Backe Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 (edited) I really screwed up on the time for this show. I think my San Francisco trip messed me up. It is indeed at 5pm PST / 8pm EST. And @US69 will not be joining us since I mistakenly told him 6pm EST In reality, it'll be 2am his time which is a tiny bit too late Fortunately very few people watch this so the screw-up will barely be noticed. Edited August 18, 2018 by Marty Backe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nils Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Marty Backe said: I really screwed up on the time for this show. I think my San Francisco trip messed me up. It is indeed at 5pm PST / 8pm EST. And @US69 will not be joining us since I mistakenly told him 6pm EST In reality, it'll be 2am his time which is a tiny bit too late Fortunately very few people watch this so the screw-up will barely be noticed. Well we who watch appreciate it, keep it coming! It's not in my time zone, but I watch it afterwards, so don't get too focused on the live numbers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Backe Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 35 minutes ago, Nils said: Well we who watch appreciate it, keep it coming! It's not in my time zone, but I watch it afterwards, so don't get too focused on the live numbers And don't forget you can now listen to it as a podcast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rehab1 Posted August 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Marty Backe said: I really screwed up on the time for this show. I think my San Francisco trip messed me up. That could be bad. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve454 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Marty Backe said: I really screwed up on the time for this show. I think my San Francisco trip messed me up. It is indeed at 5pm PST / 8pm EST. And @US69 will not be joining us since I mistakenly told him 6pm EST In reality, it'll be 2am his time which is a tiny bit too late Fortunately very few people watch this so the screw-up will barely be noticed. Hey, last weeks show has hundreds of views, over time will get many more. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted August 18, 2018 Author Share Posted August 18, 2018 (edited) Sports and Harlequin romance personalities. I tell ya. Maybe leave the scheduling to the pro’s next time. Gosh they don’t make my job easy. I’m not getting paid nearly enough! So much for the threeway! Maybe there’s a surprise alternate guest that could come on at the last moment. @The Fat Unicyclist? @houseofjob? @Jason McNeil? @Rehab1? @Hirsute? @stephen? Who would we like to see LIVE?! Edited August 19, 2018 by Hunka Hunka Burning Love 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcglider Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Sports and Harlequin romance personalities. I tell ya. Maybe leave the scheduling to the pro’s next time. Gosh they don’t make my job easy. So much for the threeway! Maybe there’s an alternate guest that could come on at the last moment. @The Fat Unicyclist? @houseofjob? @Jason McNeil? Who would we like to see LIVE?! @Jason McNeil would be Great but I think he is too stressed out right now... I think he would prefer to be having a conversation with a few "pints"... at least I would if I were him... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted August 19, 2018 Author Share Posted August 19, 2018 (edited) What better than to sit back on a Sunday, grab a cold drink , and talk shop a bit on the regular EUC Marty & Duf show? Everyone needs a break away from work. Viewership would be through the roof as well as sales! Plus don’t forget about the people who watch it later on. Edited August 19, 2018 by Hunka Hunka Burning Love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcglider Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: What better than to sit back on a Sunday, grab a cold drink , and talk shop a bit on the regular EUC Marty & Duf show? Viewership would be through the roof as well as sales! Plus don’t forget about the people who watch it later on. I'm sure he would like to do it but the timing is not Ideal right now... I spoke with him last night, and I can tell you having "sales increase through the roof" sounds great but he is working to get a few things situated... I may have a beer for him as well... needing to respond to 200+ emails a day as well as possible tariffs, employee issues, etc.... makes me appreciate my situation right now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab1 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 56 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: So much for the threeway! Maybe there’s a surprise alternate guest that could come on at the last moment. @The Fat Unicyclist? @houseofjob? @Jason McNeil? @Rehab1? @Hirsute? @stephen? You forgot @Hunka Hunka Burning Love! I for one would be honored to hear you share some of your vast knowledge of the universe. . 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marcglider Posted August 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Rehab1 said: You forgot @Hunka Hunka Burning Love! I for one would be honored to hear you share some of your vast knowledge of the universe. . as far as @Hunka Hunka Burning Love goes, Exodus 33:20 says... "you cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live." ... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunka Hunka Burning Love Posted August 19, 2018 Author Share Posted August 19, 2018 Being in the witness protection program, unfortunately I must remain in the shadows. Vast knowledge of the universe? What am I, Stephen Hawking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab1 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Vast knowledge of the universe? What am I, Stephen Hawking? I don’t believe Steven had near the credentials you possess in your signature. Plus MemberTM since 2016, Thread Derailer Finger Pointer Specialist, ex-PI, Giver of Free Unsolicited Medical Advice, Post-Grade Five Trauma Survivor, avid reef tank observer, self-proclaimed Zenist Dali Lama of EUC riding, all seeing, all knowing smart-ass , Psychic Summoner!, Criminal Mastermind , Inciter of people's worst fears. Make love, not babies! CEO of the "I am with HunkaTM" association of reluctant admiters of agreement. So far two members strong! Board certified Opthamologist since 1974! Happiness is a fully charged Gotway Tesla battery! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 8 hours ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said: Sports and Harlequin romance personalities. I tell ya. Maybe leave the scheduling to the pro’s next time. Gosh they don’t make my job easy. I’m not getting paid nearly enough! So much for the threeway! Maybe there’s a surprise alternate guest that could come on at the last moment. @The Fat Unicyclist? @houseofjob? @Jason McNeil? @Rehab1? @Hirsute? @stephen? Who would we like to see LIVE?! I'm in bed at 1am in the UK watching this lol it's amazing everyone been camera shy even hunka??.. we do like the live feed though,, keep it up guys i need to move to usa anyone got any job vacancies ?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unventor Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 36 minutes ago, stephen said: I'm in bed at 1am in the UK watching this lol it's amazing everyone been camera shy even hunka??.. we do like the live feed though,, keep it up guys i need to move to usa anyone got any job vacancies ?? You are aware this is a country that elected Trump for president? So, I can't possibly imagine what can be good living there. At least good enough to counter for Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcglider Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 3 hours ago, stephen said: i need to move to usa anyone got any job vacancies ? ? talk to @Jason McNeil.... he needs a "FEW GOOD MEN"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mark Lee Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Unventor said: You are aware this is a country that elected Trump for president? So, I can't possibly imagine what can be good living there. At least good enough to counter for Trump. As an American I can't let this statement stand... Most of us are very happy with our President and will stand by him. This Forum is not political forum therefore, PLEASE stay where you are and keep your cars from burning... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rehab1 Posted August 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Unventor said: You are aware this is a country that elected Trump for president? So, I can't possibly imagine what can be good living there. At least good enough to counter for Trump. I like and respect you but your not going gain any friends by bashing the USA. We love our country just like you love yours. America is a wonderful place to live! Edited August 19, 2018 by Rehab1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post who_the Posted August 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2018 As an proud American I support 100 percent our right to freely express ourselves, even when — especially when — those opinions are critical of our political leadership. Please explain to us how jumping on someone for expressing themselves dovetails with your definition of "American." And, this isn't the first time on this forum where someone criticizes someone else for expressing a political opinion, then feels the need to squeeze in a political opinion of their own! And an entirely inaccurate one as well. In which red hat universe are "most of us very happy with our President?" Total and utter hogwash, not even close to being true. "Most" Americans didn't vote for him, and even fewer Americans support him making a mockery of our political, legal, and justice systems. America is a wonderful place to live. I love and would die for my country and the freedom that it represents, and I won't stand by and allow those freedoms to be trampled upon. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Lee Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, who_the said: As an proud American I support 100 percent our right to freely express ourselves, even when — especially when — those opinions are critical of our political leadership. Please explain to us how jumping on someone for expressing themselves dovetails with your definition of "American." And, this isn't the first time on this forum where someone criticizes someone else for expressing a political opinion, then feels the need to squeeze in a political opinion of their own! And an entirely inaccurate one as well. In which red hat universe are "most of us very happy with our President?" Total and utter hogwash, not even close to being true. "Most" Americans didn't vote for him, and even fewer Americans support him making a mockery of our political, legal, and justice systems. America is a wonderful place to live. I love and would die for my country and the freedom that it represents, and I won't stand by and allow those freedoms to be trampled upon. Yes as proud American I too support our right to freely expressing ourselves backed up by our 2nd amendment . Through our due process we as a Nation elected what you call us Red hat universe President. Sure coastal people I guess are blue hat people? Us fly by state people had to endure 8 years of blue hat policies we did not agreed with and we had very silent voice thanks to blue hat media. Sorry blue hat lost this round, you can have all your opinion and I for one will support your right to your opinion. Problem is when someone from another country tries to put us Americans down with in their mind superior ideology while their cars are set on fire and their women are being raped in public... Enough with politics we're not going to agree on... looking forward to Marty and Duff's show... Edited August 19, 2018 by Mark Lee 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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