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Wha what?  :blink:  Sorry, always late to the party.  :rolleyes:  I've been on holidays, and I was detained while on my trip to Bangkok.  After going for a skinny-dip late at night after riding a KingSong rental wheel to a remote beach, someone stole my wallet with my ID and all my clothes except for my red sneakers, helmet, and a couple of bags of souvenirs!   :angry:

On the way to the police station to report the theft of my belongings, I passed by this Club where the ladies were super pretty :efeeec645d:, but they had very pronounced Adam's apples for some odd reason.  I stopped by for a drink due to the hot weather :eff00eab1e:, and little did I know they slipped me a Viagra in my drink!  Luckily I escaped with my innocence mostly intact!  :efefc8626c:  Unfortunately for "Little Hunka" the swelling attracted tons of mosquitoes so I was itching and scratching my nubbin while riding around looking for the station.

The police have not been very helpful to say the least!  I've been showing them that I'm an upstanding member of the electric unicycling forum community, and I even showed them photos of my Ninebot!  They keep thinking I'm German for some strange reason.  :efeff54d4a:  I kept telling them "I'm Canadian, eh?" and "Why you arresting me, eh?"  They seem to refer to me as Mr. A now.  :rolleyes:  The WiFi here has been pretty flakey.  :efef2e0fff:  I just hope my misfortunate doesn't leak out onto the interwebs!  That would be bad.  :efef62fc70:  This is worse than a scene from "The Hangover!"

 

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1 hour ago, Hunka Hunka Burning Love said:

[...] I kept telling them "I'm Canadian, eh?" and "Why you arresting me, eh?"  They seem to refer to me as Mr. A now. [...]

Ha, ha! :D The whole story sounds like that movie from Steven King's book. What's the name again... something short. Was it "Eh?"

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